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Tuesday, March 28, 2006



To-Do List:

1) Love everyone like I love myself

2) Stop loving myself

3) Learn a new skill (like skydiving)

4) Try not to die while learning new skills

5) Be forgiving to everyone and get good karma

6) Forgive, but not forget

7) Study at least 4 hours per day

8) Refrain from transmogrifying into The Ultimate Geek

9) Save my social life

10) Save my life


keep it SHUT; 1:24 pm


The Queen Tells It Like It Is

Her Majesty
Crowned 3rd Oct 1989
Can crack a walnut with her butt NastyLawn-mower
Pain in the arse
Be afraidBe very afraid
The current mood of chewingcorn at www.imood.com

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Can You Make The Queen?
How to make a Cassandra
Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability



Hail To The Queen