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Saturday, April 08, 2006





Ooh, this is getting so exciting. Today, Bri gave me her shopping list on IM. Here's the original version:



Bri's Superb Shopping List (Guaranteed to sensationalise your trip!)

  1. Silk scarf with little dinosaurs embroidered at the edges.
  2. An authentic antique vase. Would prefer it if vase is hot pink in colour.
  3. A Chinese opera mask. Must not be too scary.
  4. Jimmy Choos. Find a pair with oriental butterflies or something to show that they were bought in China.
  5. A Hello Kitty pencil box. I know Hello Kitty originated from Japan but Japan is like China, right?
  6. 30 packets of Oreo cookies.
  7. A pack of fanciful Chinese New Year greeting cards.
  8. Chinese delicacies. Keep them in a tupperware. Must be decent and edible. I don't want stewed rabbit's ears!
  9. A poster of Jake Gyllenhaal. I'm sure they have it somewhere.
  10. A portable, sweet little souvenir. Like a roast duck keychain or something.

Bri either has gone bananas or she simply loves tormenting me. Sometimes, when Bri says stuff like that, I worry for MY mental health. I'm quite sure it's mentally unhealthy to have friends like her.



keep it SHUT; 9:19 am


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