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Thursday, April 06, 2006


Twas a tres tres boring day. Hence, I've decided to amuse myself by knowing myself better. In the end, I ended up being afraid of myself, or rather, my inner self. Such joy I've never tasted.

How Evil Are You?

You Are 64% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.



What Color Is Your Aura?

Your Aura is Green


Your Personality: You are a high acheiver who is very competitive. You're bound to reach your goals, no matter how lofty.

You in Love: Picky with high standards, it's hard to find your match. You need a man as driven as you are!

Your Career: You need a high profile, challenging career to satisfy you. Consider finance, sales, or running your own company.


Who Were You In a Past Life?

In a Past Life...


You Were: A Genius Jester.

Where You Lived: Iran.

How You Died: Decapitation.



How Abnormal Are You?

You Are 68% Abnormal


You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality disorder. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.


Are You A Gold Digger?

You Are a Gold Digger

And a diamond digger, platinum digger, new Fendi bag digger.
You work hard to be a great girlfriend, keeping yourself sweet and sexy.
And you should be rewarded for all your gym trips and hair appointments.
That's not to say you're superfical... money just is a deal breaker.
Your dream guy is witty, handsome AND rich!



keep it SHUT; 1:32 pm


The Queen Tells It Like It Is

Her Majesty
Crowned 3rd Oct 1989
Can crack a walnut with her butt NastyLawn-mower
Pain in the arse
Be afraidBe very afraid
The current mood of chewingcorn at www.imood.com

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Can You Make The Queen?
How to make a Cassandra
Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability



Hail To The Queen