I miss somebody right now. I don't watch much TV these days. I love olives. I own lots of books. I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I've watched porn movie. I have been in a threesome. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe that honesty is the best policy. I curse sometimes. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. I'm TOTALLY smart. I've broken someone's bones. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. I hate the rain. I'm paranoid at times. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need money right now. I love sushi. I talk really, really fast. I have long hair. I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. I have worn fake hair / fingernails / eyelashes in the past. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. I like the way that I look. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months I am usually pessimistic. I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized. I think Britney Spears is pretty. I have a hidden talent. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have pecked someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone. I LOVE TO SHOP! I would classify myself as ghetto. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. I'm obsessed with my blog. I don't hate anyone. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. I have a cell phone. I believe in (a) God. I watch MTV on a daily basis. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before. I like someone. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I want to have children in the future. I have changed a diaper before. I've called the cops on a friend before. I have a lot to learn. I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. I am shy around the opposite sex. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. I have at least 5 away messages saved. I have tried alcohol or drugs before. I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. I own the "South Park" movie. I have avoided assignments at work/school to blog. I enjoy some country music. I would die for my best friends. I think Pizza Hut has the best pizza. I watch soap operas whenever I can. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. I have dated a close friend's ex. I like surveys. I am happy at this moment. I'm obsessed with guys. I go for older guys/girls, not younger I study for tests most of the time. I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. I can work on a car. I love my job. I am comfortable with who I am right now. I have more than just my ears pierced. I walk barefoot wherever I can. I have jumped off a bridge. I love sea turtles. I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. I believe in prophetic dreams. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. I worked at McDonald's restaurant. I hate office jobs. I love sci-fi movies. I think water rules. I went to college out of state. I am adopted. I like sausage. I have thrown up from crying too much. I have been intentionally hurt by people i love. I love kisses. I fall for the worst people. I adore bright colors. I can't live without black eyeliner. I think school is awesome. I think pigtails serve a purpose. I dont know why the hell i did this thing. I usually like covers better than originals. I don't like multi-textured ice cream. I love coaching youth sports. I can pick up things with my toes. I cant whistle. I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither. I have ridden/owned a horse. I still have every journal I've ever written in. I can't stick to a diet. I talk in my sleep. I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. I have jazz in my blood. I wear a toe ring. I have a tattoo. I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. I am a caffeine junkie!! I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed. I love wrestling. If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. I'm an artist. I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made. I have an unhealthy Taco Bell obsession. I have a crush on a cartoon character when i was young. I have spent more on anime and manga than many spend on computers or other high end products. I only clean my room when neccesary. I have pointy-ended ears. I have underwear every colour of the rainbow. I LOVE korean dramas. I colour-code my wardrobe. I own more than 20 pairs of shoes. I cry silently and get over things easily and quickly. I love blasting linkin park at mum whenever she nags. I love listening to jay chou music. I love watching cartoons. I love lame jokes. I wish I was a tragic hero. I hate one of my best friends but s/he has no idea.
keep it SHUT;1:39 pm
The Queen Tells It Like It Is
Her Majesty
Crowned 3rd Oct 1989
Can crack a walnut with her butt
NastyLawn-mower
Pain in the arse
Be afraidBe very afraid
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Can You Make The Queen?
How to make a Cassandra
Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability