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Wednesday, May 31, 2006


Hmm, everyone is getting emo recently. It is quite worrying. Now to all my sorrowful little walking bags of salty tears, repeat this mantra after me:

I am the unhappiest.

Good, you're all grown up now.


keep it SHUT; 5:50 am


The Queen Tells It Like It Is

Her Majesty
Crowned 3rd Oct 1989
Can crack a walnut with her butt NastyLawn-mower
Pain in the arse
Be afraidBe very afraid
The current mood of chewingcorn at www.imood.com

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Can You Make The Queen?
How to make a Cassandra
Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability



Hail To The Queen