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Monday, June 05, 2006


Got this from Mich's blog. So amusing.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cassandra and Julian!

  1. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Cassandra and Julian', hated Cassandra and Julian and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Cassandra and Julian are near.
  3. Cassandra and Julian can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
  4. All swans in England belong to Cassandra and Julian.
  5. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Cassandra and Julian, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
  6. If you cut Cassandra and Julian in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  7. Cassandra and Julian are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  8. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Cassandra and Julian!
  9. Over 2000 people have now climbed Cassandra and Julian, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  10. It's bad luck to put Cassandra and Julian on a bed.
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keep it SHUT; 5:49 am


The Queen Tells It Like It Is

Her Majesty
Crowned 3rd Oct 1989
Can crack a walnut with her butt NastyLawn-mower
Pain in the arse
Be afraidBe very afraid
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Can You Make The Queen?
How to make a Cassandra
Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability



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